THE HAT PARTY!: INTERVIEW: Larry Benjamin
THE HAT PARTY!: INTERVIEW: Larry Benjamin: Today we are talking to the delightfully fascinating Larry Benjamin who gets bonus points for sending a delightful picture of himself and h...
Peeing With the Girls: A Bathroom Saga
The mystery surrounding bathrooms have always been, well, a mystery to me. When we were kids, our mother had a friend who had a daughter who was around the same age as my younger brother and me. When they came over, the three of us kids would head off to our bedroom to play. One day in the middle of playing my brother said he had to go to the bathroom, so Michelle and I went with him. He sat on the toilet and Michelle and I perched on the edge of the tub. Vernon cracked a joke and Michelle leapt to her feet and laughing nudged his shoulder—a bit too hard. My brother who was, at the time, extremely thin, fell bottom down into the toilet. Unable to free him, we called for our mothers. Once they had extricated him, Michelle’s mother looked at Michelle and asked her what she had been doing in the bathroom anyway. “We were playing,” I explained reasonably, “and Vernon had to go to the bathroom, so we came with him.” I remember Michelle’s mother repeating she shouldn’t have been i...
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