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The Corporatorium: Headshots (Season 2, Episode 5)

Diana Prince-King @TAFKAP: I just gave the officers the headshots we had taken last week. *sigh*
Brooklyn Sudano @Brooklyn NY Let me guess, they now want you to Photoshop them into their vision of their perfect selves?
Diana Prince-King @TAFKAP Yep. Brett wants me to give him more hair.
Nigel Gale @MannequinMan If he wants more hair, let him get it the old-fashioned way!
Prometheus @Theus Let him join The Hair Club For Men!
Diana Prince-King @TAFKAP Wait is that was a thing?
Nigel Gale @MannequinMan Back in the day—it was.
Brooklyn Sudano @Brooklyn NY Sy Sperling was not only the president, he was also a client! BTW, it still exists.
Diana Prince-King @TAFKAP Ahem. TWO says the photos don’t do her blue eyes justice.
Prometheus @Theus #WhitePeopleProblems
Nigel Gale @MannequinMan You went there!
Brooklyn Sudano @Brooklyn NY Well somebody had to.
Diana Prince-King @TAFKAP Focus people! She wants me to make her eyes bluer, and Ivy is complaining the camera added 10 pounds making her look fat.
Prometheus @Theus I…